New Years Eve is all the chatter I am hearing nowadays and what new years resolutions people might be making and why the heck is there Valentines candy in stores on Christmas eve? That last one is the one I am most interested in, mostly because this is more pretty chocolate all dressed up begging for me to buy and eat and snuggle and adore, but I digress.
As I have mentioned many, many, many times before New Years Eve and I don’t get on together, we don’t even have a love/hate relationship, it is pure unadulterated hate and that is fine but oh why, why can’t people stop asking me about my New years plans? My resolutions? I don’t have any! None at all. People gasp, there eyes roll, they can’t understand and once again this okay and fine by me.
I am all upset and need candy now. That is what that wretched holiday does for me, it makes me go all blue and then I eat chocolate and watch re-runs of Happy Days and then I am even more miserable and the cycle never quits.
You know what I say to all you New Years Eve celebrators?