Evil onions that make people cry deserve time out in the freezer. And maybe a few choice swear words.
Never rub your eyes after chopping a jalapeno pepper. Please don’t EVER do this. (A few more swear words are also acceptable if you decide to try it out anyway..)
Cheese is most delicious melted on tortilla chips and then dipped in home-made Pico de Gallo.
Write this down, you don’t get this kind of excellent advice everyday.