I feel like Garfield today.
Fat. In the mood for lasagna. Hating on Monday.
I am not orange yet though……
But I do have claws (moo-haha)
So mud season is upon us, although my only evidence so far is the trail of mud that keep reappearing ever time I mop the floor. So far I have mopped the floor 2419 times today.
My toes are slowly disappearing. I am thinking of painting them bright pink in the next couple of weeks as a sort of goodbye gift to my feet until the baby makes her grand arrival.
Interestingly I have alot of people telling me how tiny I still am. Keep it coming folks, lie if you have to, just keep the you are soooo tiny comments coming……
Joff and I are in a naming war. If votes counted, I would win. Hands down. But apparently he is still fighting the civil war, because Charlotte is way too southern for his tastes. I am now pulling for either Savannah or Georgia.
I am for the most part a brat and completely unashamed (say that if you will in your best southern drawl y’all)
Etsy will be our financial ruin, I swear the guy at the bank stays up at night weeping that he did not invent, clippy ties, adorable hair clips or insanely fun camera straps. Poor guy.
Etsy or Wal-mart. Or Target. Possibly Amazon. Definitely Hannafords. Oh ya they win. I ran down to pick up some fixn’s for tacos and had to slice the onion right there at the check out to account for all my tears. But those tacos were oh so good.
Marching past the oreo’s. Now that is a sign of strength!
Sharyn A’s eldest son Tucker has taken to baking something chocolatly seemingly every time I walk in the door and I am starting to make plans to either move in with them or bribe him to move in with us. Maybe he can make oreo’s.
Caleb my darling, sweet, little boy, whom I love all to pieces and can do know wrong in this world broke one of my dining room windows. Poor sweet boy. I am sure it really wasn’t his fault. It was that dratted chair that insists on banging against the now broken window every time he sat in it. So not his fault, right?
Luckily we have a replacement window that is supposed to go in in May when we build the addition and finish the dining room remodel. Sadly I now have a ugly board covering the beautiful sweet light coming into my dining room. I detest dark, cavey rooms. My name Kristal……you friend….sit…..we have ……..boiled water with old leaf……hmm maybe not cave woman enough for me……I will have to let my dearest little boy hammer some holes in the floor, err I mean his hammer will have to do that…….
Well that is enough crazy from me tonight, off to dream of oreo’s and old leaf tea (yuck).